Woodland Critters – South Park Guide
To find the Woodland Critters (aka Christmas Critters), for 12 friend requests, go to the Lost Forest (Lost Woods) and walk in these directions: right, up,
Woodland Critters Chaos | South Park Phone Destroyer
Don’t forget to leave a like and subscribe to my channel 🙂
➡ Join my discord channel: https://discord.gg/u6BHEds
Deck used:
Henrietta
Mr. Mackey
Michael
(Woodland Critters)
Satan
Big Gay Al
Nathan
Mayor McDaniels
Pete
Terrance Mephesto
Dark Angel Red
Firkle
Regeneration
Creator Commentary: Woodland Critter Christmas – SOUTH PARK
Co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone explain how it took until four days before air to come up with a good idea and “blood orgy” was the spark for it all.
“Woodland Critter Christmas” S08
Subscribe to South Park: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7R27sAWc_DqOldtI1JcYhQ?sub_confirmation=1
Watch more South Park: https://www.youtube.com/southpark
About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time.
Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes
Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop
Follow South Park:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/southpark
Twitter: https://twitter.com/southpark
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/southpark
#SouthPark #SouthParkS08
Woodland Critters Have a Blood Orgy – SOUTH PARK
Stan returns to the Critters and reports that the mountain lion is dead. Now that the Antichrist can be born, the Critters make a sacrifice to Satan and have a blood orgy.
“Woodland Critter Christmas” S08
Subscribe to South Park: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7R27sAWc_DqOldtI1JcYhQ?sub_confirmation=1
Watch more South Park: https://www.youtube.com/southpark
About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time.
Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes
Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop
Follow South Park:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/southpark
Twitter: https://twitter.com/southpark
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/southpark
#SouthPark #SouthParkS08
EXT. FOREST CLEARING – NIGHT
The woodland critters are all gathered near their manger,
sitting around a humble little campfire.
A version of ‘Silent Night’ plays with only lonely
children’s voices doing ‘oohs’ instead of the words.
PORCUPINIE
Ooh…
BEARIE
You alright, Lady Porcupinie?
PORCUPINIE
Ooh yes… Just felt a little kick is
all.
BEAVERIE
Well… It’s been much too long now.
I’m afraid our helpful friend Stannie
must be very dead.
FOXIE
Yes, the mountain lion swallowed him up.
RABBITIE
I guess that means… Our savior is
gonna be made into savior stew.
CRITTERS
(hanging their heads)
Awwww…
CHICKADEE-E
Wait a minute! LOOK!!!!
The critters turn to see Stan walking up from the trees.
GLORIOUS CHRISTMAS MUSIC STARTS TO PLAY!
CRITTERS
STANNIE!!!!!
The critters all group up, facing opposite Stan to greet
him.
SQUIRRELIE
Stannie! You’re alive!
BEARIE
But does that mean… You killed the
mountain lion?!
STAN
It’s dead.
The critters all gasp.
DEERIE
For real and for true?!
BEAVERIE
Are you sure?!
STAN
I’m sure. It won’t be hurting you
anymore.
SQUIRRELIE
He did it!!!
Squirrlie gets in front of Stan turns back to the critters
and raises his arm in victory.
SQUIRRELIE (CONT’D)
Now our Critter Christmas can finally
happen!!!! HAIL SATAN!!!
CRITTERS
HAIL SATAN!!!
STAN
Wait, WHAT?
BEAVERIE
You’ve done us a huge favor, Stannie!
Without the mountain lion around,
Porcupinie can give birth to the
AntiChrist!
The critters all run back toward the manger.
CRITTERS
YEA! YEA!
Stan runs after them.
STAN
Wait, wait! The ANTICHRIST?! You said
she was giving birth to your savior!
SQUIRRELIE
Yes! To the son of our Lord. Satan,
Prince of Darkness!
STAN
But I thought you meant the son of God!
DEERIE
Well, think about it. You really think
GOD would have sex with a porcupine?
CHICKADEE-E
No way! Only Satan, prince of darkness
and king of all evil would do that!
YEA!!!
FOXIE
This is cause for celebration! Let’s
sacrifice rabbitie and eat his flesh!
RABBITIE
Yea! Sacrifice me to the Devil!
CRITTERS
(jumping up and down)
YEA!!! YEA!!!
The critters roll out a woodland sacrificial alter with a
pentagram above it.
Rabbitie is placed on the sacrificial altar by the other
critters and Bearie holds up a large demonic looking knife
which he plunges into rabbities chest-
RABBITIE
AAGHGHGH!! AHGHGHGH!!!
CHICKADEE-E
Drink his blood! Drink his blood!
In a scene like the scene in lost boys where the vampires
show Jason Patrick how to feed, we see a grim, horrible
feast where all the critters are pulling out rabbities flesh
and smearing their bodies with blood.
CRITTERS
RARHRHGHGGH!!!! RHAGHGHGH!!!
SQUIRRELIE
BLOOD ORGY!!
The critters all start having sex with each other.
CRITTERS
Yea!!! Blood Orgy!!! Blood Orgy!!!
Stan stands there watching, looking more wide eyed and
horrified than ever before.